i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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