I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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