I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
