I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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