Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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