I don't think brook has ever known best
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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