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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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