You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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