Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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