beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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Do I have a choice?
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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