i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Randomize
