where am i from again
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
