Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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