One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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