i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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