so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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