but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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