Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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