On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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