What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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