IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I have aggressive nipples.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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