we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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