I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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