smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
how does that bad decision feel?
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