"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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