You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
