yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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