Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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