he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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