I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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