So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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