at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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