NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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