Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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