Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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