in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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