Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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