Soap is not a condiment
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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