the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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