that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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