wat bout pragnant strippers??
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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