haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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