i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
