They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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