return my video game
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
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If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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