So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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