big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We need to rekindle our bromance
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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Have fun and good luck.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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