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Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van

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(631): View more from New York

saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.

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(916): View more from California

I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex

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(513): View more from Ohio

i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name

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(916): View more from California

I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Dick is dick

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Look decision making is not my specialty

(908): View more from New Jersey

Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns

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