didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
your room smells of hookers.
And success
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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