is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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