Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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