she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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