I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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