How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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