I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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