Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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