She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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