That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
don't judge my taste in strippers
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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