'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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