i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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