do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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